The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power to die....

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power of creating poop.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to never end your .

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!