the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Death at will

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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Poop

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to breathe

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!