The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to write about power.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The superpower to have a superpower

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The Power to be aqua man

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to sing but your mute

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!