The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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the power to

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!