The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to breathe

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!