the ability to fly underwater.

The ability to shrink your penis

The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

The power of creating poop.

Power to not Sleep during Finals.

the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

The power to float without gravity.

The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

The power to walk into Mordor.

The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

The power to describe the taste of water.

the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

The power to never end your .

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!