The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to never end your .

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!