The power to eat edible things.

the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

The power to die

The power to understand irony.

The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

Death at will

the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

The power to do EXACTLY nothing

the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

The power to give yourself a BJ.

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

The power to die and get away with it

The power to breathe

The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!