The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to die

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to not have any power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!