The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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Black power

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to piss lava.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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the power to

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to eat edible things.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to die

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to understand irony.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!