The power to do anything within your limits.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to turn wine into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!