The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to piss lava.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!