to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to be your self

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!