The power to turn coke into pepsi

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!