The power to sing but your mute

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to see through windows

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to have the super power to do nothing

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to die at will

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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Balls.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to be a normal person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!