The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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Black power

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to piss lava.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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the power to

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to breathe

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!