The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Death at will

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to die

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!