the power to nit propely

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to be your self

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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Melting

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!