The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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the power to nit propely

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!