power to see through glass doors

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Facebook.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!