The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to see through water

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to eat edible things.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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Poop

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!