the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to see through water

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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Black power

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Death at will

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the power to

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!