The power to come back to life but only after u die

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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Poop

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!