The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!