The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

Faster than a loaded bullet!

The power to piss lava.

the power to make music for deaf people

The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

The power to fuck everyone.

The power to regret things you did in the past

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

the power to fart terrible gas

The power to eat soup with a fork

the power to change invisable when you blink

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

The power to be wet and not know it.

the power to die tomorrow morning.

the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

The power to be quite good at checkers.

The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

The power to come back to life but only after u die

The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!