The power to speak in morse code

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to die

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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power to see through glass doors

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power of bullet attraction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!