ability to fly in a plane

The power to do anything within your limits.

The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

the power to make toast into bread

power to orgasm over long distances

The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

the power to lick your own tongue

The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

The ability to fly while in an airplane

The ability to sweat caramel

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

the power to nit propely

The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!