The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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Black power

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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Death at will

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to breathe

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!