The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to die....

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to sing but your mute

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to see through windows

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!