Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to nit propely

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to see through horses

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!