The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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the power to shit cellulose

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the power to have no powers.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!