- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

The ability to sweat caramel

The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

power to orgasm over long distances

Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

the power to lick your own tongue

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

The ability to fly while in an airplane

The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

The power to transform into anything you have already become

The power of bullet attraction.

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

The power to do anything within your limits.

The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

Pointless Super Powers