the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!