The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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the power to jizz on cue

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to annoy people

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The power

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!