The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!