The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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the power to dance in the dark

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!