The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to think oppositely

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!