the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The ability to poop glue.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to not care.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!