Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to think of food

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!