The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to die from darting too hard

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!