- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be invisible when singing

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power... to move you.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The ability to police irony

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to have one eyebrow!?

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The ability to poop glue.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to be gay on command.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

Pointless Super Powers