the power to change people socks on command

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to not care.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The Power to Power

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to have gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!