The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to not care.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the power to half transform to something.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to not be funny

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!