The power to only be obesely fat.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to die at will.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to be normal and average

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I'm a giant di

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to police irony

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!