the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to die at will

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to fly in space

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to die

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!