- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to create a unicorn online.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

The power to die at will

the power to catch em' all

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

to not blink for 5 seconds

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

Pointless Super Powers