The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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Nothing

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the ability to die on command

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!