- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

Nothing

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to eat socks

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power... to move you.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

the power to summon a pen, once

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

Pointless Super Powers