The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to die

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to be born again

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The power to bread toast!

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The ability to die instantly

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to poop standing up

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to misspell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!