The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the power to catch em' all

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!